Ever wondered what your name would be if you were a Hobbit? Go over to the Middle-earth name translator. And have a little laugh. For those who do not know what a Hobbit is, go and see Lord of the Rings!
Update: the translator is dead. Doesn't exist anymore. Sorry.
Dear Stijn De Meyere,
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Boigrin Spinner
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Tun
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Anendel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Gleli
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Porag
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Inn of the Highlighted
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and your sword would be called Andurlos